Posted by
The Patriot on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 7:12:18 PM
Now, I'm not much for the whole New Year's resolution thing, but I heard something yesterday that piqued my interest in the concept. It seems that there is research out there that says that somewhere between 80%-90% of New Year's resolutions are broken by the end of January. While it might be easy to see that as a negative and get discouraged, I am a glass half-full kind of guy.
So for the sake of finding the positive in things, I have developed a strategy to make near-certain failure work for me. Therefore, I resolve to not sleep with Jennifer Aniston in 2009! We'll see if that doesn't tilt the odds in my favor... Anybody know if she reads this?
Happy New Year!